The Stuffin Speedrun

The Stuffin Speedrun

The Stuffin’ Speedrun will be an annual event for Thanksgiving, with a new arena each year. Players ride a giant turkey through a flaming hell hole. The player who reaches the end with the shortest time, is the winner.

A runaway farmhand from the Bloody Farms has stories of horrible events occurring at the farms.

“The thugs and bandits are forcing people to ride giant turkeys. It’s a sick and twisted form of entertainment for them to make wagers on. Many have been burnt and mauled by giant turkeys in the process. The bandits promise riches to the participant who gets to the end the quickest … but I ain’t seen no prize given out before!”

How do I play?

You will be riding a giant turkey through a fiery grid of doom. If you “fall off” the grid, you are toast and have to start over. Players run the event individually. Each player has 3 runs to get their best score for the event. Each run is 90 seconds long.

How do I win?

The player who gets the furthest OR the player who reaches the end, with the shortest time, will receive a Thanksgiving centerpiece. The player with the 2nd best time, or distance, will receive a prized bonded turkey.

“It will be cluckin’ chaos!”